Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Agimundr Staalsol » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:20 am

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Granted, you've had more than a month by now.

I wish everyone to have a good time at the Rag.
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Everyone else suffers because the geeks are having more fun than them.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Furic Forgeborn » Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:48 am

Granted, you die to over exposure while Sirilay becomes the new Samus.

I wish non-com magical items existed. "Boots of Seven Leagues" anyone?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Pumpkin McFeelgood » Tue Mar 24, 2015 1:33 pm

[quote=&quot;Furic Forgeborn&quot;]
Granted, you die to over exposure while Sirilay becomes the new Samus.

I wish non-com magical items existed. "Boots of Seven Leagues" anyone?
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granted, but once worn they cannot be removed.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:09 pm

Granted.  You have a degree.  Kelvin.  Just one degree.  Isn't that cool?

I wish I was rich.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Ranger Tristan » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:55 am

Granted, but you get nabbed for back alley drug deals and lose all said money.

I wish the my ipod wasnt so stupid sometimes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Ahriman Deadwood » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:31 am

Granted. Your iPod now has an iq of 180 and refuses to do anything but talk philosophy with you.

I wish we, as a human race, had spaceships with stable usable warp drives and I was a captain of one the those space ships.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Ranger Tristan » Wed Apr 08, 2015 8:43 am

Granted, but you jump right into the middle of an intergalactic war in which you are a rebel. You are killed on sight.

I wish my library had all the books I want.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:42 pm

Granted.  On top of them, and all over them, are all the books you don't want.  They're blocking the door shut.

I wish for a day even more beautiful than this one.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Ranger Tristan » Tue Apr 14, 2015 9:57 am

Granted, but the temperature rises from 75 degrees to 165 degrees and you slowly cook.

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for new books in a series to come out.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Rúnsær » Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:30 pm

Granted, no more books will come out in any series you are interested in.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:07 pm

Granted.  Unfortunately they're all speaking Danish, so they hit you with edged weapons.  Sharp ones.

I wish my new sword was done already.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Ranger Tristan » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:45 am

Granted, but that was your main goal in life, and without it, you have no purpose.

I wish we lived in a sci-fi world.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:49 pm

Granted.  We have no mouths.  And we must scream.

I wish I had a mouth.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Ranger Tristan » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:49 am

Granted, but you have to scream, and can't.

I wish my grades were better.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Thu Apr 30, 2015 7:46 pm

Granted.  Now you're only enrolled in a third as many classes, and it's so much easier to keep up with them.  Good luck finishing school on time.

I wish I was more flexible.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King » Wed May 06, 2015 10:15 am

Granted. Now you know how an octopus feels controlling it's limbs . . . with absolutely no bones.

I wish I could buy the House I'm looking into.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Tue May 12, 2015 8:29 pm

Granted, but they put the Fidelius Charm on it.  You're looking right in, but see nothing.  You'll never find that house.

I wish for Skele-Grow.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Agimundr Staalsol » Mon May 25, 2015 10:07 am

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Granted, but they put the Fidelius Charm on it.  You're looking right in, but see nothing.  You'll never find that house.

I wish for Skele-Grow.
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Granted. You'll never, EVER get the taste out of your mouth for some reason. Ever.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Gunter » Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:17 pm

Granted, it poops on your head and flies away.

I wish for the strength and powers of goku in his super sayan four form.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Furic Forgeborn » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:28 pm

Granted, you have no control over it and kill everybody.

I wish this thread back to life!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King » Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:52 pm

Granted, but for it to come back from the dead, you must tear out your own beating heart and take a bite out of it. Have a nice life.  ;)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Anduil the Brave » Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:19 am

Granted, but you now have no more time for anything else, including eating and sleeping.

I wish I could get my friends to play Dag.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Roxtavia » Fri Oct 23, 2015 7:03 pm

Granted, but they all wear the worst kit and refuse to take blows.

I wish I could afford the amazing kit I have pinned on Pinterest.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Anduil the Brave » Mon Nov 02, 2015 1:03 am

Granted, but you are now wanted for money laundering.

I wish that I could build better red weapons.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:09 pm

Granted!  But you keep dropping your new weapons, and your opponents pick them up and show you how much it hurts when those weapons hit you here, and there, and one or two places I won't mention.

I wish Dag had an online forum that was used by a lot of us and didn't belong to Mark Zuckerberg.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Gorbag » Tue Mar 29, 2016 3:08 pm

Granted. It's owned by Tom and soon is clogged with backgrounds, music, and people ranking their friends on their profiles.

I wish I was at Dark Tides already.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Mariner » Wed Mar 30, 2016 4:31 pm

Granted. Have a nice time hanging out by yourself, since nobody else is gonna be there for another three weeks! Also, you have to leave before they get there, because you've already taken too much time off work.

I wish upstate New York would stop raining on my Dagorhir practices.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Ra' Shalm Swiftstrike » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:00 pm

[quote=&quot;Mariner&quot;]
Granted. Have a nice time hanging out by yourself, since nobody else is gonna be there for another three weeks! Also, you have to leave before they get there, because you've already taken too much time off work.

I wish upstate New York would stop raining on my Dagorhir practices.
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Granted. The weather gets so cold that the rain turns to hail! I wish I was a better Florentine fighter.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Cassin » Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:25 pm

You become slightly better than you are now, but it's as good as you'll ever get.

I wish for my feet to stop hurting.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Mariner » Mon Apr 04, 2016 12:48 am

Granted. How do you like your brand-new cauterized stumps?

I wish that the days from now until Ragnarok were 36 hours long.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Thu May 19, 2016 2:04 pm

Granted (belatedly).  There are only 2/3 as many of them as there would have been, and you have non-36-hour sleep-wake disorder.

I wish I had all my incisors.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Mariner » Fri May 20, 2016 11:41 am

Granted. You also have six other peoples' incisors, and the FBI are knocking on your door.

I wish I could sing four notes at the same time.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Harry Appledore » Wed May 25, 2016 7:46 pm

Granted.  But you can only sing promissory notes, so you can forget A, B, C, etc.  Instead you'll be singing I. O. U.

I wish my puns weren't so bad.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby HabaneroHN » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:03 am

Granted, but your puns aren't so good either.

I wish I had patience.
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