I'm glad Yall aren't missing the point of achievements anymore. The title! All achievements have a witty or funny title that may or may not accurately describe the achievement itself, but most always envokes nostalgia of the work to get the achievement or has some context to the game you're playing.
Good Head 20 - Defend a hill long enough for your teamates to respawn and reinforce you
Dude, GTFO 10 - Offer to share your tent with a noob who spends the night in a drunken stupor throwing up on all your stuff
Wolf Pack 30 - Complete three full runs with other lightly armored fast movers and kill 15 opponents without dying
Wolf Hunter 35 - Lead a charge to kill the other team's skirmisher group
Full Weather Friend 40 - Compete in any 3 events in inclement weather, despite knowing about weather before hand
Foamsmith Forte 20 - Construct 5 weapons
Foamsmith Fiend 25 - Construct mass and edged weapons for each damage type
Foamsmith Firepower 30- Construct one of every type of weapon often encountered on a battlefield
Foamsmith Furher 35 - Construct enough weapons to oufit an army
Benedict Foamsmither 20 - Become rendered unconscious by one of your own weapons
Detective 10 - investigate and kill the person who has you as a target in an assassin's tournament
Moldy Cheese 25 - Recruit someone old enough to be your father
Unfiltered Beer 35 - Recruit someone old enough to be your grandfather
The Boys at the Office Won't Believe This 10 - Have the police called on you in response to your battle practice
Handle on the Law - Be removed from a state park for using archery equipment in your battle practice
Dagorhir Hobo -20 - Realize 2 days before an event that you lost your tent while moving into your new house, and must now sleep in your car over the weekend
Only twenty points for good head? shouldn't it be worth more than that? lol
Motormouth-Heal someone so fast (USING A POEM) that the herald walking by with the water jug, asks if you need a drink, or someone goes, "was that english?"-50 points
Welcome to my bridge-Start a thread and troll those who post on it. -50 points.
Oh....now that's just wrong-Tell a joke while waiting for the enemy at an objective that is racey.
Color Guard-Catch multiple javelins in succession , twirl them about, and toss them back.-50 points.
Doh!-Get killed by an enemy that you walked past, thinking that said enemy was dead, and didn't thinjk to question them.-50 points
Tee-Hee-Kill someone that thought you were dead and passed by.-50 points
Mwahahahaha-Get many Tee-hees in a row.-100 points.