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[Blackhawk The Apollyon]

Awww... that's so sweet, I am currently dating someone from Dag. I love geeky love stories...

Yes. We know. You mention it in every single freaking post.

Yea, that's my thing, posting the same stuff over and over.

Then again, if we are going to call people out for gushing about their boyfriends on the Dag boards....... pot, meet kettle.

[Silk]

Aww.. calling yourself out on your Jari crush? You're so cute, BH!

[Thrud]

Wait, omg, like, so you have a crush on Jari, that is, like, so cool!

[Stellaria]

I'd be happy to go over my post history with you, BH

[Olos]

Wait, I don't understand Stell has a crush on Blackhawk now?

[Stellaria]

Yes, I've been trying to hide it for years, but I cannot hold back any longer.

[Silk]

No no no, I have a crush on Stell. Blackhawk has a crush on Jari. Kevat is crushin' on Icy but Icy won't give in to her feelings unless Locke is cool with it, and he's an ass, so everyone loses. 

[Stellaria]

*smoochies for Silk!*

[Kevät]

No no no, I have a crush on Stell. Blackhawk has a crush on Jari. Kevat is crushin' on Icy but Icy won't give in to her feelings unless Locke is cool with it, and he's an ass, so everyone loses. 

Dammit, Silk! I was trying to keep that a secret!  If only we could convince Lock to run away with Malice, we'd all be happy. 

[Silk]

You see, Locke would run away with Malice, but Zippy refuses to give him up and Locke, being an ass won't share.

[Olos]

I'm trying to make sense out of this, but all I can understand right now is that Lock has a nice ass. 

[Silk]

I never pegged Olos for obtuse.

[Olos]

I never pegged Olos for obtuse.

I dunno about that, but you sure are a cutie.

[Silk]

And don't you forget it.

[Scheiny the Space Oracle]

I never pegged Olos for obtuse.

why is Silk pegging Olos when Locke has the nice ass?

also, i'm at 760 [785 if wearing garb out and about counts as i'm not in school] and i'm a noncom.

[Casimir Glassjaw]

2835

[Gaul]

It's a legal shot! - 10: Stab the same guy in the nuts three times in a row.
It's not against the rules! - 10: Shoot the same guy in the face three times in a row.
No, I'm sorry - 10: Duck into a headshot and acknowledge your foolishness

LOLweapon - 15: Make an obscure, unwieldly, and preferably ineffective weapon.
LOLmaster - 50: Make at least three such weapons

[Sven Kolfinsson]

It's not against the rules! - 10: Shoot the same guy in the face three times in a row.

Poor, poor Gunnar...I remember one practice where there was just enough people for me to bring out the arrows for a scenario or two and he was wielding a spear and has no helmet...I think I pegged him 6 or 7 times in the forehead before he decided to become aware of his surroundings...

 

[Stellaria]

That's my kid for ya!

[Ravus]

~1710 points, largely on accident ^_^;

as for my part:

'...Twice as long as a man'- Kill-stab someone that clearly thought they were out of your range- 5 points

'It's just a flesh'-wound- kill someone [somehow] while 'torso'd' by green weapons- 25 points

'Yoink'- backhack a preoccupied fighter as anti-climactically as possible- 5 points

'closelined'- casually lay out a fighter rushing to shield-bash you-10 points (plus an extra 5 if you don't use a shield)

'Port's closed'- scare a 'boat' away from landing all by your lonesome by picking off the passengers from shore- 15 points

[Barnabis The Great]

1265. 1380 with the stuff I just added

black knight 25- give someone a "black knight"
Bear 40- beat 15 fighters while being the bear in bear pit(8 of the fighters must be vets)
well **** 50- break the core or your enemies shield
2012: come at me bro 45- survive zombies(must have 15 fighters, atleast 8 vets)
deep pockets 40- donate $100 or more to your realm(must be cash not equipment)

[Stellaria]

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