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Re: Confessions
« Reply #150 on: January 28, 2011, 01:04:16 pm »
I'm sure that guy will be posting on one of threads screaming about ruining Dagorhir for him.

I'm pretty sure he won't care, at all. Ever.

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« Reply #151 on: January 29, 2011, 12:52:26 am »
This thread is such a bad idea, and yet so interesting to read.
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« Reply #152 on: January 29, 2011, 01:52:05 am »
Do i know you?

I hope so. I always wear the blue dress/tabbard thing, green shield...We've faced off a few times. I haven't been to practice recently (also a sin...).
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« Reply #153 on: January 29, 2011, 01:19:08 pm »
Do i know you?

I hope so. I always wear the blue dress/tabbard thing, green shield...We've faced off a few times. I haven't been to practice recently (also a sin...).

Oh cool, you can give your confession Sunday at practice! REPENT!
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« Reply #154 on: January 29, 2011, 02:44:07 pm »
I confess that I am free of all sin, and have never done anything bad whatsoever.
There's devils to slay and dragons to ride.
Do not reject these teachings because I am crazy. I am crazy because they are true.

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Re: Confessions
« Reply #155 on: January 29, 2011, 06:22:58 pm »
To believe oneself free of sin, is sin.
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« Reply #156 on: January 29, 2011, 11:49:44 pm »
To believe oneself free of sin, is sin.

Nope. Free of all sin. Objective fact.
There's devils to slay and dragons to ride.
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« Reply #157 on: January 30, 2011, 01:53:45 am »
i have to confess that I thought I was wrong once then I realized I was right after all.
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Re: Confessions
« Reply #158 on: January 30, 2011, 08:18:07 am »
I visit the boards too often.

I feel like I don't fight enough.

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« Reply #159 on: January 30, 2011, 09:05:47 am »
I visit the boards too often.

I feel like I don't fight enough.
Be at practice today!
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« Reply #160 on: January 30, 2011, 10:37:35 am »
Let me show you how to make a proper confession. Notes are in red.

Bless me Dagorhir, for I have sinned.

Note that I say "Bless me" and not "Forgive me". There's some sort of symbolism there, but I can't remember of the top of my head.

This is my first confession.

That means you need to say when your previous confession was. This way we know approximately how often you sin.

Now you list your sins, and the approximate number, so we can choose a sufficient penance for you to try and correct your errors.


I have intentionally stabbed with non-green weapons.

I have moved from being off the edge of a bridge to the middle while the herald wasn't looking.

I have intentionally given arrows to the opposing team.

Now the person hearing your confession - that's you guys - says "And I absolve you of your sins in the name of Blue, and of Red, and of the Holy Yellow primary colors.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2011, 10:58:56 am by Goats Kordatar »
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« Reply #161 on: January 30, 2011, 11:43:17 am »
Do i know you?

I hope so. I always wear the blue dress/tabbard thing, green shield...We've faced off a few times. I haven't been to practice recently (also a sin...).

Oh cool, you can give your confession Sunday at practice! REPENT!

It's just too bad that I am obligated to attend my cousin's son's birthday/Steeler party today... :(
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« Reply #162 on: January 30, 2011, 03:28:22 pm »
I confess to using the high cross over and over again.

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« Reply #163 on: June 03, 2011, 05:30:40 pm »
I've ignored warnings that a topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.

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« Reply #164 on: June 03, 2011, 08:33:48 pm »
I've ignored warnings that a topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.


I confess to stealing images from the "post a picture" thread to make into demotivators.
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« Reply #165 on: June 04, 2011, 01:09:38 am »
that's brilliant
if i ever choose an actual persona name i might use Celaeno, the harpy from The Last Unicorn and actual Greek mythology.  it's mine, you can't have it!

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« Reply #166 on: June 08, 2011, 01:55:10 am »
I'll admit I wish I could wear a man skirt more than just at rag
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« Reply #167 on: June 08, 2011, 03:23:25 am »
1.0 I confess to never having made a passing Dag weapon in the year's span of time that I've been playing.
   1.1 I confess to letting the demands of supplying weapons for the entire unit fall on my girlfriend.

2.0 I confess to being a crappy unit-secretary.
  2.1 I confess to being chronically unaware of the date and any impending holidays.
   2.1.2 I confess to having scheduled practice as usual during Memorial Day festivities at the park, which offended the countless military families present, and served to be the catalyst in the resolution of a long process begun by the regional supervisor and site manager of the park, who decided Dagorhir is no longer welcome there.

3.0 I confess to thinking too much instead of actually swinging my weapon.

4.0 I confess to puttering around the field fighting as myself under a different name instead of actually fighting as the character I invented for Dag, Ulfgard Ófriðr.

5.0 I confess that I know I'm probably pissing people off for this being tl;dr, but quite frankly I couldn't care less.

6.0 I confess that I take entirely too long to process where I felt a shot, and sometimes keep swinging even though I'm clearly dead (which is usually unintentional).

7.0 I confess to being jealous of the other fighters in the unit, but I haven't yet stepped up my game to remedy this.

8.0 I confess to being partial to days where we have newcomers.
  8.1 I confess that I use my girlfriend to demonstrate how harmless our weapons are when newcomers show up.
    8.2 I confess to shield bashing/checking/shield kicking my girlfriend all over the damn field in front of the newcomers... because I can't actually beat her in a stand-up fight.

9.0 I confess to having more to confess, but it's late/early and I will post more later.

10.0 I confess to posting in a thread after it has been necro'd and hoping that it will continue.

You'll notice that I don't apologize for any of this, because I don't seek forgiveness. Some, admittedly, requires fixing. However, [insert general statement of "now it's out there" sentiment here.]
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« Reply #168 on: June 08, 2011, 11:07:48 am »
Forgive me Dagorhir, for I have sinned (I think...?)

I shot a drunkard in the face, using my 50 pounder, with a half finished Dagorhir arrow. Woops. He totally fell into a ditch...
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« Reply #169 on: June 08, 2011, 12:32:55 pm »
Bless me Dagorhir, for I have sinned.
This is my first confession.
I have not taken hits from dicks who rhino-hide.
I hate the servants of the Holy Yellow (javelin users)
I confess to lurking and only posting to add to the chaos.
And I ask to be absolved of these sins in the name of one and only Blue, in Awe of the Red, and the Holy Yellow.
Remember the Grin >)!!!
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« Reply #170 on: June 08, 2011, 02:14:48 pm »
If i recall from my church days, you only get forgiven if you actually are sorry. not just to one up the other people on how you broke the rules and didn't get caught.

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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« Reply #171 on: June 08, 2011, 03:35:15 pm »
Forgive me Dagorhir, for I have sinned.

I confess to hitting guys in the nuts a lot, not even purposely.  It's me being short and the shot I throw before I spin; I don't see a big reason to change.  But I'm secretly delighted when I hit the certain ones, and almost can't help myself from grinning.  Especially once when a guy cried.  I need to remember and be more vehement with my apologies though, certain people get really pissed off.

I confess to really needing to work on my shot placement, I've been throwing way too many head shots for my own standards lately.

I confess to taking off my wristband and sneaking into Mordor after the ****ing ******* at the entrance left, when I totally shouldn't have been there.  I got special permission from Wolfie and Maverick to be there afterward, but I should've handled the situation differently.

I confess to on certain days sluffing shots from people I've seen sluff and have sluffed my shots before.  The shots that hit right on the wrist to hand line, the shoulder/arm shots, or the light stabs become more numerous.  I don't ****ing like watching my sword hit you square in your ****ing bicep and you keep swinging your sword.  Prick.

I confess to taking Dagorhir too seriously sometimes, and sometimes getting a very big head about how far I've come in the game in such a short period of time.  I hope people around me can see that I don't think I'm better than them, I'm just very happy with myself.

I genuinely hope that by 6 months from now I don't have any of these to worry about.  I want to be the best, most honorable, silly Christmas goblin I can be, and I'm doing my best to become just that.
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« Reply #172 on: June 08, 2011, 04:12:36 pm »
I confess. we had a welcome back/seasonal opener and i legged every single new person that was there to try it out in an open melee. and i left them there legged.

i hate people that say they will follow you into a line and then when you get slaughtered they are still standing around.

i hate new people that come out and try to do fancy crap with 2 swords cause they saw Jet Li do it in a movie once.

I hit someone in the back as hard as i could with my flail because he was running the entire outside circumference of the practice field to get a back hack on someone.

I shield checked someone to the ground twice because they picke up my personal weapons without asking.

i hate people that insist on keeping their peanut butter in the refridgerator. it just hardens up and rips your bread apart. come on. put it in the cupboard where it belongs.

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« Reply #173 on: June 09, 2011, 12:47:19 pm »
agreed with pb&j statement^
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« Reply #174 on: June 09, 2011, 01:07:00 pm »
agreed with pb&j statement^

I second your agreement.
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« Reply #175 on: June 09, 2011, 01:10:19 pm »
i have to confess, i don't know everything and i admit it.
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« Reply #176 on: June 11, 2011, 03:15:26 pm »
I confess to shooting members of a particular unit solely in the face (helmets notwithstanding) after having arm shots, chest shots, and headshots ignored completely.
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