Forgive me Dagorhir, for I have sinned.
I confess to hitting guys in the nuts a lot, not even purposely. It's me being short and the shot I throw before I spin; I don't see a big reason to change. But I'm secretly delighted when I hit the certain ones, and almost can't help myself from grinning. Especially once when a guy cried. I need to remember and be more vehement with my apologies though, certain people get really pissed off.
I confess to really needing to work on my shot placement, I've been throwing way too many head shots for my own standards lately.
I confess to taking off my wristband and sneaking into Mordor after the ****ing ******* at the entrance left, when I totally shouldn't have been there. I got special permission from Wolfie and Maverick to be there afterward, but I should've handled the situation differently.
I confess to on certain days sluffing shots from people I've seen sluff and have sluffed my shots before. The shots that hit right on the wrist to hand line, the shoulder/arm shots, or the light stabs become more numerous. I don't ****ing like watching my sword hit you square in your ****ing bicep and you keep swinging your sword. Prick.
I confess to taking Dagorhir too seriously sometimes, and sometimes getting a very big head about how far I've come in the game in such a short period of time. I hope people around me can see that I don't think I'm better than them, I'm just very happy with myself.
I genuinely hope that by 6 months from now I don't have any of these to worry about. I want to be the best, most honorable, silly Christmas goblin I can be, and I'm doing my best to become just that.