Topic: Dirt is Old, Blackhawk's Older! (Read 1253 times)

Kevät · « **on:** March 31, 2011, 10:04:46 pm »

In honor of Blackhawk's birthday, I propose a contest. Who can hurl the best "Blackhawk's old" insult?!

Happy Birthday!! You're not getting older, you're just a little closer to death!

Rainen · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2011, 10:08:10 pm »

Blackhawk is so old, his current hair is older than me.

Hundrsut · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2011, 10:44:05 pm »

3976 years ago blackhawk was hitting a t-rex with a stick and he was like hey...this isnt safe....lets pad this stick.....and make flails...thus Dagorhir was born

Jack Stewart III · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2011, 01:01:23 am »

Blackhawk's so old that he can remember when "the Earth is flat" was a new idea!
Happy B-Day Ole Man!

Whisper Moonson · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2011, 10:10:56 am »

The Permian Extinction? Well, here's a hint. Don't EVER let Blackhawk do a blue flamer!

Sveinn Shieldsbane · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2011, 02:40:03 pm »

I would like to pass the notion that he now becomes "Greyhawk"

athelas · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2011, 04:27:16 pm »

Blackhawk, trying his damndest to be as old as me.... and failing.

Goats Kordatar · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2011, 09:42:10 pm »

Blackhawk, what did the dinosaurs REALLY look like?

Cancer · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2011, 08:01:37 pm »

Blackhawk is so old, Cleopatra was still jailbait when he went after her.

Judge Dredd · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2011, 08:15:16 pm »

Quote from: Cancer on April 07, 2011, 08:01:37 pm

Blackhawk is so old, Cleopatra was still jailbait when he went after her.

She came after me!
She said she was 18!

Talon Decado · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2011, 08:46:33 pm »

Blackhawk's so old he can remember when playboy's only pinup girl was Eve....

Rainen · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2011, 08:52:15 pm »

I betcha he's got a copy just to rub in your face...

BH is so old, Timmourne calls him 'Old Man'

Fayne Erving · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2011, 10:31:22 pm »

Blackhawk knows why the Mona Lisa is smiling.

Fayne Erving · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2011, 10:34:12 pm »

Blackhawk is so old, when he was in school, there was no history class.

In fact, if Blackhawk acted his own age, he'd die.

Garret Ironshield · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2011, 10:56:37 pm »

Blackhawk's so old, to determine his age you'd have to take a core and count the rings.

Blackhawk's so old, that his baby pictures are carved on the wall of the family cave.

Talon Decado · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2011, 09:10:03 am »

Blackhawk is "Why" the mona lisa is smiling

Talon Decado · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2011, 01:24:41 pm »

Quote from: Grand High Glorious Beast on April 08, 2011, 01:10:00 pm

Quote from: Talon Decado on April 08, 2011, 09:10:03 am
Blackhawk is "Why" the mona lisa is smiling

http://www.ktla.com/news/ktla-mona-lisa-man,0,1405934.story

...thats twisted

Syre Jari Kafghan the Dark Knight · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2011, 01:55:46 pm »

Quote from: Grand High Glorious Beast on April 08, 2011, 01:10:00 pm

Quote from: Talon Decado on April 08, 2011, 09:10:03 am
Blackhawk is "Why" the mona lisa is smiling

http://www.ktla.com/news/ktla-mona-lisa-man,0,1405934.story

what you are saying is BH was the Mona Lisa? I never saw him without wrinkles, i guess its possible.

Goats Kordatar · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2011, 12:23:23 am »

Blackhawk is so old, he invented face paint to try and hide this fact.

Whisper Moonson · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2011, 12:30:18 am »

It's makeup to disguise the fact that his skull has wrinkles.

Dragonwalker · « **Reply #20 on:** April 09, 2011, 10:04:52 am »

Blackhawk, regale us with the story of how the universe was created?

athelas · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2011, 10:31:16 am »

BlackHawk was there when they stabbed Julius Caesar.
Et tu BlackHawk?

Whisper Moonson · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2011, 11:05:10 am »

He had nothing to do with Caesar's death. We were holding drinks for Brutus and Crassius. Blackhawk was laughing his ass off.

Strangely enough, there wasn't anything left in either goblet when the good senators were finished. Nor was there a trace to be seen of the former holders of said goblets.

Siguric · « **Reply #23 on:** April 09, 2011, 12:11:42 pm »

God and Blackhawk were dueling one day. Blackhawk threw a high cross and God called "Light!".

Thus the Sun was born.

Goats Kordatar · « **Reply #24 on:** April 10, 2011, 07:55:27 am »

And then Blackhawk said, "You know, this would be easier if there was something to stand on."

So God created the Earth.

(Come on now, keep it rolling people!)

Jack Stewart III · « **Reply #25 on:** April 11, 2011, 03:42:45 am »

Some cultures believe that the world was formed on the back of a turtle. Some believe that is was created in seven days. But for those true believers, they know that the world was created from BlackHawk's foam-scraps!

Goats Kordatar · « **Reply #26 on:** April 11, 2011, 08:51:45 am »

Blackhawk is so old, he knows what really happened to the Templar Treasure.

Goats Kordatar · « **Reply #27 on:** April 12, 2011, 07:46:06 am »

Quote from: Grand High Glorious Beast

Blackhawk has butt hairs older than most of us here. True statement.

Sigg'ed.

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