Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 19178 times)

Norik · « **Reply #200 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:15:52 pm »

Granted, but you are fighting EVERYONE in dagorhir at the same time. Our arrows will block out the sun!!!!

I wish that I had breifcase made entirly out of bacon

strave · « **Reply #201 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:25:29 pm »

Granted but an old crazy vetren at throwing discs attacks you.

i wish i was walking along the road one day and a rabid dog attacks me bites off my leg and a bird drops on on my face. Go ahead corrupt that.

Norik · « **Reply #202 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:32:22 pm »

Granted, but it happens just how you want it to. Have fun with the rabis.
(Im telling that vetern....)

I wish I had another muffin

Aneo Randern · « **Reply #203 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:35:09 pm »

granted it is made from the intestines of small kittens.

i wish that i had a pet rhino that would love me, obey me, never do me any harm in any way whether mental,physical, or emotional, and that includes accidental, urposeful, and unforseen and forseen consequences.

strave · « **Reply #204 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:42:48 pm »

granted but the family of rhinos that you took it from are gonna eat you tonight.

I wish i could finish this wish before norik

Aneo Randern · « **Reply #205 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:48:30 pm »

um no need to grant it for you already have

i wish the above wish wasn't a wasted wish

Kensmen Tumbark the Barbarian · « **Reply #206 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:51:41 pm »

Your wish is granted, now it is a completely uptight and sober wish. No alcohol used to make it wasted. It is then now even super boring.

I wish my homework was done so I could just chill....

Norik · « **Reply #207 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:55:09 pm »

Granted, the homework is done but all wrong and by chilling you are invided to join the polar bear club for a swim. Look out, its alittle chilly.

I wish I had yet another muffin.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #208 on:** June 01, 2011, 03:58:10 pm »

Granted, and as you finish proofreading it, you freeze solid.

I wish SOMEONE's corruptions weren't ENTIRELY UNRELATED to the wish wished. (wish washed?)

Granted, meet muffin; the 800 pound hungry Gorilla.

I wish I wasn't just ninja'd, because as you can see my corruption was entirely original.

Norik · « **Reply #209 on:** June 01, 2011, 04:05:21 pm »

Granted but I now will cease to exist in 5 seconds, thanks man that real-..........

(I wish I could exist)

Clovis the Not-Waffle · « **Reply #210 on:** June 01, 2011, 04:40:46 pm »

Granted but you only exist in theory, thus are still completely inconsequential to the world and everyone in it.

I wish I didn't just have to fire one of my managers... without suffering the ill effects on my business that keeping him around would entail.

Sveinn Shieldsbane · « **Reply #211 on:** June 01, 2011, 06:57:11 pm »

Granted, your problem with your mangers no longer exist as they are now all cyborgs.

I wish I could find a word in English that rhymes with "orange"

Serint · « **Reply #212 on:** June 01, 2011, 08:24:16 pm »

There is none so get over it.

I wish that I could fight in Dagorhir everyday of my life.

Rainen · « **Reply #213 on:** June 01, 2011, 08:34:40 pm »

Granted, but your K/d ratio would be wayyyy in the negatives

I wish I could shoot Garret Ironshield from here with my bow.

Kensii · « **Reply #214 on:** June 01, 2011, 10:32:46 pm »

Granted, if he gets one step closer or farther from you then you miss as usual.

I wish I was able to learn Japanese faster.

Clovis the Not-Waffle · « **Reply #215 on:** June 02, 2011, 01:09:42 pm »

Granted, but your method of learning Japanese was to watch Naruto Anime non stop... so you mostly just scream Dattebayo!! all the time.

I wish more units would go historical or stick to a short list of 'classic' fantasy groups rather than being an "Irish Ninja using Native American weapons with a Power Ranger theme".

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #216 on:** June 02, 2011, 01:50:38 pm »

Granted, originality in dag is suppressed. It leaks into mundane life, and no one makes any advancements in any field whatsoever. We as a planet have peaked physically, mentally, and emotionally. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!

I wish for a better balance of actual fighting and talking about fighting.

Clovis the Not-Waffle · « **Reply #217 on:** June 02, 2011, 02:27:02 pm »

Granted. Now only geeky losers who have a passing interest in this sport become like gods on the battlefield, shaming veterans and athlete's alike. Membership drops against such grotesque raw ability until the geeks find something else to troll on about on the internet leaving Dagorhir an empty ruin of bad memories.

I wish the generation before us had followed through with all of the promises made during the World's Faire. Where's my gosh-darn jetpack?!

Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King · « **Reply #218 on:** June 02, 2011, 02:31:15 pm »

Granted, but the second they go on your back they become sentient and take control of you, making you and everyone else with one on the first cyborgs ever.

At least you'll be able to do the robot a lot better on the dance floor.

I wish my pay check was enough to support me going to dag for my entire life with my future wife.

Aneo Randern · « **Reply #219 on:** June 02, 2011, 03:07:33 pm »

granted but their is a clause that says you must supply me with gear and pay for me too every year

I wish that i actually had money

Clovis the Not-Waffle · « **Reply #220 on:** June 02, 2011, 03:12:16 pm »

Granted. You HAD all kinds of cash. You gave it to me in exchange for me whacking you in the head with a steel pipe. When you wake up a week later, I tell you that you went to Rag and had a blast but drank so much you can't remember anything.

After all, that sounds like the typical experience.

I wish social drinkers (sippers) had more fun at Ragnarok than those who get so poopfaced they attempt to fornicate with campware.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #221 on:** June 02, 2011, 03:16:44 pm »

Granted, the social drinkers also try to have fun by forinicating with campware, especially the forks. It works, but the hospital is full of REALLY strange injuries the next day.

I wish I could sell my car for exactly what I wanted for it, instead of getting low-balled by a bunch of douchebags.

Norik · « **Reply #222 on:** June 02, 2011, 08:46:50 pm »

Granted, you actually sell your car for HIGHER then you wanted. Then you wake up and be sad and junk.

I wish that my internet wasn't slow.

Clovis the Not-Waffle · « **Reply #223 on:** June 02, 2011, 09:31:43 pm »

Granted, your internet is now shut off... thus, no longer slow.

I wish I was a dwarf.

Garret Ironshield · « **Reply #224 on:** June 02, 2011, 09:43:48 pm »

Granted. You are a dwarf among giants now.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

Kensii · « **Reply #225 on:** June 02, 2011, 10:53:37 pm »

Granted, your head explodes because the human body can't handle that much energy.

I wish Firefly was never cancelled. (I am on a Firefly kick lately)

Norik · « **Reply #226 on:** June 03, 2011, 08:43:09 am »

(I totally feel bad corrupting this. I've been wishing the same exact thing for a long time. It was such a good show)

Granted, the show was never canceled. Unfortunatly they made so many episodes they lost the special thing that makes it awesome and then it sucks and nobody likes it anymore.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt one of the best shows ever and a wish that pertained to it

Clovis the Not-Waffle · « **Reply #227 on:** June 03, 2011, 11:22:07 am »

Granted. Screw this thread, Firefly was one of the best shows EVER!!! (I feel kinda like Kanye at an awards ceremony doing this...)

I wish I had a berth on the Serenity... and a nice long brown coat.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #228 on:** June 03, 2011, 12:08:46 pm »

Granted, your coat is made of poo, and no matter what you do, you can never remove the smell. It follows you into your berth, and no one talks to you.

I wish I could balance geek time and real time, so that I could play dnd for once, maybe get into warhammer or magic, and find a steampunk larp.

Kensii · « **Reply #229 on:** June 03, 2011, 03:50:42 pm »

Granted, you find time for all those things, and a job, and a girlfriend, and a family. Problem? All those things go out of interest so your the only one who wants to do them.

I wish I knew Chinese so I could tell what they were saying on Firefly when they cursed.

(Browncoats FTW)

Norik · « **Reply #230 on:** June 03, 2011, 05:41:28 pm »

Granted, you now know chinese very well. Downside? Now you have to teach me and everyone else that wants to know what they say too...and theres alot of us...

I wish that I could be as awesome as Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King · « **Reply #231 on:** June 03, 2011, 06:32:39 pm »

Granted, but Captain Reynolds then pays Chuck Norris to kick you in half, thus making you no longer his equal. STBY.

I wish that I didn't have to be so groggy whenever I wake. Just open my eyes and go!

Norik · « **Reply #232 on:** June 04, 2011, 06:41:17 pm »

Granted, you now are no longer groggy when you wake up, you are fully alert. Unfortunately it takes all the energy you have at the time to do this, so you wake up, take 5 steps, then pass out right there. You now live the remainder of your life in that one spot, unable to go more then 5 feet with out collapsing into a mini coma.

I wish my corruption didn't have to be so long.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #233 on:** June 04, 2011, 06:55:03 pm »

Quote from: Norik on June 04, 2011, 06:41:17 pm

Granted, no longer groggy. alert. Level 7. energy. take 5 steps. pass. now live. Radioactive. remainder. unable. 5 feet. mini coma.

Granted but it makes less sense.

I wish I had enough energy to keep working...

Kensii · « **Reply #234 on:** June 04, 2011, 07:46:47 pm »

Granted, you are fired at the end of the day though.

I wish I could travel freely and with little to no cost.

Norik · « **Reply #235 on:** June 04, 2011, 07:50:54 pm »

Quote from: Leaf of Redwater on June 04, 2011, 06:55:03 pm

Quote from: Norik on June 04, 2011, 06:41:17 pm
Granted, no longer groggy. alert. Level 7. energy. take 5 steps. pass. now live. Radioactive. remainder. unable. 5 feet. mini coma.

Granted but it makes less sense.

(I laughed SO hard at this, no lie. One of the funniest corruptions yet.)

Granted, but you now travel with one of those 80 year old pilots with 2 inch thick glasses whose plane is held together with duct tape and it costs 50 dollars. Sounds like fun...hope they have peanuts...

Edited: I wish I remembered to make a wish when I posted this.

Serint · « **Reply #236 on:** June 05, 2011, 10:52:04 pm »

Well you didn't... EPIC FAIL!!!

I wish I could fly.

Aneo Randern · « **Reply #237 on:** June 05, 2011, 10:58:06 pm »

Granted you can fly underwater, like a penguin, but you can't breathe underwater

I wish my back wasn't so sore

Malpan · « **Reply #238 on:** June 05, 2011, 11:03:52 pm »

Granted. Your neck is instead.

I wish I was going to be at Rag. (No, seriously, I really wish I was going to be at Rag.)

Kensii · « **Reply #239 on:** June 05, 2011, 11:54:43 pm »

Granted, you will be at RAG - The Rally of Anarchist Giraffes.

I wish I this thread would die.

Casimir Glassjaw · « **Reply #240 on:** June 06, 2011, 12:22:01 am »

Granted, this thread falls over, lets out a horrid death rattle, and it's spirit escapes it's body. This thread was a good man who provided for his family, who is now left to scrape together what they can by whoring themselves out to companies to post spam on the Dag boards.

I wish the if for why and be too much if here not when then if?

-Edit: retarded phone

Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King · « **Reply #241 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:10:38 am »

Granted, but not the if of the when, but of the WHY IN THE WORLD DOES YOUR QUESTION MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!?

??

I wish that customers would read sighns before asking where is stationary from jewlery.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #242 on:** June 07, 2011, 06:49:09 am »

Granted, but they still ask, enraging you further than previously thought possible.

In that vein; I wish customers would think about what kind of car they brought, before buying a swingset or powerwheels.

Clovis the Not-Waffle · « **Reply #243 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:51:38 am »

Granted, but since they are customers they now purposefully bring small vehicles just to make your day bad.

I wish this week would go by faster and next week would go by much slower... like "a day is a thousand years and a thousand years is a day" kind of slow.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #244 on:** June 07, 2011, 12:06:21 pm »

Granted, by the time you get geared up, make it to the field, and start your swing, millions of ragnaroks have happened, and the game now uses debilitating sound wave technology hecause the 2000-10000's is considered "period". Also all of your friends are dead.

I wish that wasn't so harsh.

Aneo Randern · « **Reply #245 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:02:13 pm »

Granted, the above granted wish now reads. Granted but it happens in reverse, so the week leading to rag seems like it takes thousands of years, and the week of rag seems to be over in 2 seconds.

I wish, that i could wish, that i could wish for three more wishes, which i could then wish that i hadn't wished for three more wishes with, that i could reverse my last wish, and i could wish to reverse my previous wish.

Sveinn Shieldsbane · « **Reply #246 on:** June 07, 2011, 03:47:32 pm »

Granted. You effectively use magic to "divide by zero". The universe implodes on it's self, and it is all your fault.

I wish I could make it to Rag XXVI and take the field with my Chaos kin.

Clovis the Not-Waffle · « **Reply #247 on:** June 07, 2011, 04:38:57 pm »

Granted, except only you and your Chaos kin are on the field... and you don't have any weapons... and instead of garb you're stuck in straitjackets... instead of Dag to play you only have Pokemon cards... you then lose to a rabid pack of 5 y/o children with razor blades.

I wish the ring from Green Lantern chose me. I'd totally pledge allegiance to the lantern...

Norik · « **Reply #248 on:** June 09, 2011, 08:41:03 am »

Granted, the ring has chosen you. Unfortunatly, you watched the movie and now think you know everything that is going to happen. What you didn't take into account was that since you altered the events of the beginning, the events change completely and you don't know how to deal with them and you die. Sorry.

I wish that I had an elven bow.

Malpan · « **Reply #249 on:** June 09, 2011, 08:44:50 am »

Granted. You have a lovely elven bow for your hair.

I wish I had more slaves for my lust pits.

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