Granted, you think of a wish to post on the thread of corrupted wishes, but on your way to post your wish you are captured by evil space fairing armadillos who carry you around in a tractor beam that is a lovely shade of lavender. As you pass over Ireland, a rouge rainbow piloted by a sober leprechaun who is taller then the average leprechaun and smarter than the average bear, while wearing light up socks, hits the tractor beam and shifts the light and drops you out of the sky. As your falling you are suddenly stuck by inspiration thought of by an artist in distress 500 miles away and you get the sudden urge to draw a picture of a nuke going off in the rain forest in hopes of killing off all of the mosquitoes. You're falling rapidly while drawing it when you hit the ground and your notepad acts as a bouncy cushion, saving you from the fall. As you bounce off the ground, a magic flying fish with plaid wings and an infinite supply of mustard comes flying in and hits you, sending you flying through the air during a solar eclipse on a leap year. You land at your computer, ready to type your wish when you suddenly remember that you forgot your wish that you were about to post, so you decide to go watch a movie and eat M&M's.
I wish my writers block was gone.
Warrior Stag Ranger of Tineir
Commander of The Freelands
If you are allied with The Freelands, you have nothing to fear.
If you are against us, you have everything to fear.