Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 19184 times)

Norik · « **Reply #800 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:01:57 am »

Granted, you two are cast as the victims in the most real killing scene...wait...that knife is real...oh...dear...oh no...what has he done.......

I wish that I could become a professional adventurer in these days...but i have adamantium knee guards too.

Nåal Tyrok · « **Reply #801 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:12:52 am »

Granted: Dysentery. A LOT.

I wish for Foam Dispensers for 4 lb, and 2 lb foam, marine foam, and charcoal open cell foam.

Siguric · « **Reply #802 on:** July 19, 2012, 10:17:29 am »

Quote from: Nåal Tyrok on July 19, 2012, 12:12:52 am

I wish for Foam Dispensers

Granted.

I wish these websites would design themselves...

Kotaro · « **Reply #803 on:** July 19, 2012, 11:06:52 am »

Granted, but they're very poorly and sloppily designed, covered with 90's-era GIFs, and filled with typos.

I wish my cat would stop clawing the couch.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #804 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:40:23 pm »

Granted, your cat now enjoys clawing your face.

I wish my imagination wasn't so good at picturing things.

Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King · « **Reply #805 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:57:23 pm »

Granted, instead of picturing things the things you thought of become real. Once you realize you have this power it's already too late because you already thought of being stabbed by a roman in your last dagorhir event. Have a good life, all 3 minutes left in it.

I wish contracts could be re-nrgotiated without terminating it.

Ryees · « **Reply #806 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:12:37 pm »

Granted. Instead, it claws your children. No children? You're next in line then!

I wish I have more EVA I could work with T_T

Kotaro · « **Reply #807 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:17:02 pm »

Granted, but it's paper-thin.

I wish I had a "get-anything-you-want-for-free" deal with Cold Steel.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #808 on:** August 02, 2012, 07:37:19 pm »

Granted you get everything from there for free but then all the other customers come at you like an angry mob.

I wish i was able to be awesome.

Rúnsær · « **Reply #809 on:** August 02, 2012, 11:36:46 pm »

Granted your fail is the most awesome ever seen. The you tube vidio goes viral. People laugh at you for years.

I wish I was faster with my sword and shield.

Ryees · « **Reply #810 on:** August 03, 2012, 04:00:14 am »

Granted. But with more speed comes more force. You kill fourteen players.

I wish I had been asleep three hours ago.

Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King · « **Reply #811 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:32:33 am »

granted, but instead you wake up groggier because you slept too much rather than slept too little. Don't worry, you can make that 3 hours up the second tuesday next week.

I wish there were simple ways to control weather.

Norik · « **Reply #812 on:** August 04, 2012, 04:30:50 pm »

Granted, they are so simple anyone can do them. Hate your neighbor? Tornado on his house. Annoying person at the bar? Lightning bolt kills him. Guy cuts you off in traffic? Wind knocks him off the road. People die everywhere as the world is plunged into chaos. Then someone destroys it.

I wish had a better sharpening kit for my blades.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #813 on:** August 04, 2012, 04:55:22 pm »

granted but its so sharp you cut your way into alternate dimension and you are trapped there.

I wish for patience.

Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King · « **Reply #814 on:** August 04, 2012, 05:01:56 pm »

Granted, you've gained 3 patience xp waiting for the next post and an answer to your question. The next level of patience will occur after 500000 more patience xp is gained.

I wish to relive some of my fondest memories just to be able to see old friends and battles again.

Norik · « **Reply #815 on:** August 04, 2012, 05:54:03 pm »

Granted, but since you went back and didn't do things EXACTLY as you did them before, you have changed the future that you know, and lets just say it wasn't for the best.

I wish my car would stop having so many problems.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #816 on:** August 04, 2012, 08:41:24 pm »

Granted your car is totaled and now longer works and you need to buy a new one.

I wish to be invincible on the field.

Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King · « **Reply #817 on:** August 04, 2012, 09:55:21 pm »

Granted, but the guy with a gun robbing your house when your get home too early, makes sure you are not.

I wish nights were a majority of the day sometimes.

(btw norik, well played lol)

Ingvar the Ruthless · « **Reply #818 on:** August 04, 2012, 10:01:08 pm »

Granted, but now weekdays are also now a majority of the weekends, and everyone hates you because they have to work instead of drinking beers on their non existant weekends.

I wish my girlfriend was interested in Dagorhir.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #819 on:** August 05, 2012, 03:31:24 pm »

She becomes interested in dagorhir but dumps you for another guy she meets through dagorhir

I wish to be blind.

Meager · « **Reply #820 on:** August 05, 2012, 06:47:51 pm »

Granted, an arrow knock gets you in the eye and now your significant other won't allow you to play Dag anymore.

I wish to be a master in Ameri-do-Te

peanutbutter · « **Reply #821 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:57:24 am »

Meager i has no significant other i win. lol but
wish granted you are the master of it and then your rival kills you.

I wish for an awesome bow.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #822 on:** August 07, 2012, 02:29:42 pm »

Granted, you get the bow of the most awesome yacht EVAR. Unfortunately, the stern is somewhere in the Marianis Trench.

I wish I could vacation whenever I wanted, and still keep my job.

Kotaro · « **Reply #823 on:** August 08, 2012, 08:24:55 pm »

Quote from: Leaf of Redwater on August 07, 2012, 02:29:42 pm

Granted, you get the bow of the most awesome yacht EVAR. Unfortunately, the stern is somewhere in the Marianis Trench.

I see what you did there.

Thrud · « **Reply #824 on:** August 11, 2012, 01:54:58 pm »

Quote from: Leaf of Redwater on August 07, 2012, 02:29:42 pm

Granted, you get the bow of the most awesome yacht EVAR. Unfortunately, the stern is somewhere in the Marianis Trench.

I wish I could vacation whenever I wanted, and still keep my job.

Granted, but you get paid a lot less

I wish I lived in a mushroom house (don't ask...)

Kustanoki Lord of Toast · « **Reply #825 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:56:49 am »

Granted, your house however has sprouted out of the corpse of a giant buffalo, the stench is unbearable.

I wish these hobos would get off my porch already...

Fayne Erving · « **Reply #826 on:** August 16, 2012, 02:53:12 am »

Granted, but you forgot to wish for not a knife to your back. You die.

I wish the next poster wouldn't post in this thread.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #827 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:30:19 am »

Granted, I am 100% not made of a thick, glossy paper with a popular picture/thought on me. But my friend, the Lamborghini Countach, is. He doesn't like you very much anymore. He had a good one lined up, and you forbade him from posting. Now you'll never know the hilarity.

I wish everybody enjoyed puns as much as I do.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #828 on:** August 16, 2012, 09:15:33 pm »

Granted we all enjoy puns now and thats how society will talk in puns. Leading to an absolute collapse of society.

I wish to be able to find another job.

Rúnsær · « **Reply #829 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:16:14 pm »

Granted you are able to find a job and actually do. Unfortunately it is a volunteer job and you do not get paid to do it.

I wish that no one would get hit in the head accidently in battle.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #830 on:** August 17, 2012, 12:47:09 pm »

Granted now its a viable strike zone and everyone is going of the headshots.

I wish that the sky was purple.

Gaul · « **Reply #831 on:** August 18, 2012, 12:46:59 pm »

Granted, the sky was purple.
But now it's blue.

I wish to know the exact length, weight, balance, and features (hooks, doube-edge vs single, etc) that would make the perfect weapon for me.

Dralcos Singol, The Swamp King · « **Reply #832 on:** August 18, 2012, 05:10:52 pm »

Granted, you know the information . . . but it's not dag legal.

I wish to pass boring moments by and still retain the information spoken of during that period.

Leaf of Redwater · « **Reply #833 on:** August 18, 2012, 07:14:02 pm »

Granted, now when you hear information that is interesting, you get too overexcited and your brain short-circuits, storing that information in your involuntary muscle memory instead of anywhere remotely accessible.

I wish I had the willpower to eat less and exercise more.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #834 on:** August 19, 2012, 09:49:42 pm »

Granted you eat nothing and exercise till you die from starvation.

I wish to weigh 250 pounds.

Rúnsær · « **Reply #835 on:** August 20, 2012, 03:15:15 am »

Granted, you are instantly transported to the nearest planet with a gravity that allows you to weigh 250 pounds. Sadly there is no air on that planet.

I wish I had the money, supplies, transport, and tickets go to burning man this year

Norik · « **Reply #836 on:** August 20, 2012, 12:13:34 pm »

Granted. This year they are doing it different. Now you will be the burning man. Sounds like fun.

I wish I found element zero.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #837 on:** August 21, 2012, 12:38:21 pm »

Granted you find this Element Zero but being in its presence destroys you SO now its be found and unfound and no one will know you found it.

I wish i was better at spending money.

Norik · « **Reply #838 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:17:33 pm »

Granted. You are now so good at spending money, you believe you can buy anything with ease. O you buy hookers, LOTS of hookers. One was a cop. But dont worry, i hear guys in prison love dudes with money, at least you wont be lonely.

I wish i had more Flavor Blaster Xplosive flavor Goldfish.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #839 on:** August 21, 2012, 06:12:43 pm »

Granted You find a shady fellow who sells them by the ton for cheap but they are literally explosive so when there delivered it blows up for real and there goes everything you ever had and were.

I wish i was able to eat anything i wanted and not gain weight.

Rúnsær · « **Reply #840 on:** August 21, 2012, 08:50:10 pm »

Granted, you are now infested with tapeworms.

I wish all my clothing was legal garb.

Dominick Stoneskull · « **Reply #841 on:** August 22, 2012, 02:55:24 am »

Granted. Good luck with your job interview tomorrow.

I wish my cat would stop sitting on my keyboard.

Rúnsær · « **Reply #842 on:** August 22, 2012, 03:02:56 am »

Quote from: Dominick Stoneskull on August 22, 2012, 02:55:24 am

Granted. Good luck with your job interview tomorrow.

Total win for me

Quote from: Dominick Stoneskull on August 22, 2012, 02:55:24 am

I wish my cat would stop sitting on my keyboard.

Granted, the rocket launcher removes the cat from your keyboard, also removes the keyboard and most everything within the blast radius.

Norik · « **Reply #843 on:** August 22, 2012, 02:14:17 pm »

(genie doesnt like it when you do't ish. Bad things happen when genie doesn't like something.)

Rúnsær · « **Reply #844 on:** August 22, 2012, 10:46:34 pm »

awww shoot, sorry genie
I wish people would pick up their litter after practice.

Beyard Viridius · « **Reply #845 on:** August 25, 2012, 12:36:50 am »

Granted. But the litter sticks to them, and so does everything else. The world turns into Katamari Damacy.

I wish I some Tylenol for my headache.

peanutbutter · « **Reply #846 on:** August 25, 2012, 06:31:53 am »

Not granted because the the Genie is a grammar nazi.

I wish for beyard to have some tylenol for his headache.

Meager · « **Reply #847 on:** August 25, 2012, 10:09:29 am »

Granted, but he OD's.

I wish that all of the supplies to make premium-quality Dag weapons/garb were given out for free to everyone.

Beyard Viridius · « **Reply #848 on:** August 25, 2012, 03:22:51 pm »

Granted, but because they were free, they sell them for a profit, and don't acquire any gear.

I wish I had some new players in my unit.

(Apparently my headache was so bad last night, I couldn't type a complete sentence!)

Meager · « **Reply #849 on:** August 25, 2012, 07:23:22 pm »

(Hey, you OD'd)

Granted, but they're all greener than grass and are remembered by everyone, bringing ridicule to your entire unit.

I wish that the human body could process everything in an efficient manner so that no one ever had to go to the bathroom anymore.

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