Charles, remind me to be afraid of you.
But now I'm thinking about the battle on the ice from Alexander Nevsky, and the hilarious scene in The Four Musketeers when D'Artagnan (soon joined by his friends) fought Rocheforte and several Cardinal's guards on a frozen pond.
As Gene Wilder put it: "It. Could. WORK!"
Although I'd strongly recommend elbow and knee pads, gloves, and no missile weapons or grappling.
Yep. Definitely be afraid of Charles... Now would be a good time to thank all of the gods for tight finances.