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[Raven Ghost]

.......must move on....nothing to see here.......

[Stellaria]

So I take it you don't want to hear about my difficulties with the diva cup and preference for sea sponges for womanly uses?

[Ravus]

... sea sponges for womanly uses?

Sea sponges? why would you use a sea sponge? artificial sponges are much cheaper and many have a scrubby side, makes washing dishes so much easier    *flees*

[Syre Jari Kafghan the Dark Knight]

1 point for Ravus.

[Sváva The SpaceWolf]

Run, Ravus. Run.

[Stellaria]

Young man, you do realize that you're not too old for a good old-fashioned whupping. I owe you one.

[Sváva The SpaceWolf]

Stell, want to make him go into the wood with some gardening shears to pick out his own switch?

[Stellaria]

Yes.

[Raven Ghost]

you do realize that you're not too old for a good old-fashioned whupping

You have to pay extra for this in most places.

[Thrud]

Sea sponges are cool, you know, haven't tried them personally, but yeah, whatever works.

But yeah, Ravus, you are definitely in for a beating... be very, very afraid.

[Stellaria]

See, Thrud, the thing is.... Ravus knows me. We've hung out. He's played surrogate big brother to my daughter. I think he knows what he can expect from me more than someone who has never met me would.

[Ravus]

yurp, and as long as i get shin-guards and knee pads, there's not much you short gals can do to me anyhow

[Stellaria]

*giggles begrudgingly*

[Silk]

I can teach Stell to kick higher. She'll be kicking you in the head in no time!

[Sváva The SpaceWolf]

Sweetie, I make sure my high kicks are face level with my brothers. My brothers are both +6'.

Yes, I am the runt of the family.

[Silk]

Indeed.

[Askarus Space Beard]

this thread...

[hivemind]

Stell, want to make him go into the wood with some gardening shears to pick out his own switch?

I can fap to this.

[Sváva The SpaceWolf]

Glad I could help, Hivemind.

[Aondor]

My parts survived middle school dag is nothing by comparison

[Thrud]

My parts survived middle school dag is nothing by comparison

What are you kids doing in middle school these days?

[Ravus]

Oh god, i just flashed back tp the 2 or 3 weeks in middleschool when punching eachother in the balls was a "fun game". Kids suck.

[Ilyas ibn Yahya]

Oh god, i just flashed back tp the 2 or 3 weeks in middleschool when punching eachother in the balls was a "fun game". Kids suck.

I remember the two or three years in the Navy where most of the "fun games" involved testicular trauma. The key is to relax your hand and use a flicking motion so that when you make contact your fingers strike like a whip.

[Mikhail]

Oh god, i just flashed back tp the 2 or 3 weeks in middleschool when punching eachother in the balls was a "fun game". Kids suck.

I remember the two or three years in the Navy where most of the "fun games" involved testicular trauma. The key is to relax your hand and use a flicking motion so that when you make contact your fingers strike like a whip.

*cringes*

Can we go back to talking about periods now? P-please?

[Thrud]

Wow, I never thought I would see the day where a guy would actually want to talk about periods... wow...

[Syre Jari Kafghan the Dark Knight]

Oh god, i just flashed back tp the 2 or 3 weeks in middleschool when punching eachother in the balls was a "fun game". Kids suck.

I remember the two or three years in the Navy where most of the "fun games" involved testicular trauma. The key is to relax your hand and use a flicking motion so that when you make contact your fingers strike like a whip.

Those are both fun games!

[hivemind]

Oh god, i just flashed back tp the 2 or 3 weeks in middleschool when punching eachother in the balls was a "fun game". Kids suck.

Sounds like the Legion camp.

[Silth the Starfish]

Rule 4.1.3 is naive. Bruises happen when you fight people who actually hit.

Also, what's excessive force in a game in which you're using weapons at full strength? The nutshot was the result of the guy swinging at about hip level and connecting with a nut. It was a blue sword, all blade and handle (that is, no shaft), that would pass at any national event. Don't know how you guys do it out there, but here, we try to hit such that "light" never crosses your mind.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Rúnsær]

Can we go back to talking about periods now? P-please?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLhld_PI2zg&feature=related

[Thrud]

Haha... I know this sounds strange, but I was actually shown that in sex ed believe it or not. Just because my teacher thought it was interesting to watch what people thought back in the day.

[corpse]

Oh god, i just flashed back tp the 2 or 3 weeks in middleschool when punching eachother in the balls was a "fun game". Kids suck.

I remember the two or three years in the Navy where most of the "fun games" involved testicular trauma. The key is to relax your hand and use a flicking motion so that when you make contact your fingers strike like a whip.

Those are both fun games!

This still happens in the Navy... Just saying... revenge is a dish best served cold,  very  cold.

[Kaonna McAvoy]

 They're pretty easy to get rid of if you really want to. 

[Thrud]

And the scissors pictured have rust on them nonetheless...

[Syre Jari Kafghan the Dark Knight]

Rule 4.1.3 is naive. Bruises happen when you fight people who actually hit.

Also, what's excessive force in a game in which you're using weapons at full strength? The nutshot was the result of the guy swinging at about hip level and connecting with a nut. It was a blue sword, all blade and handle (that is, no shaft), that would pass at any national event. Don't know how you guys do it out there, but here, we try to hit such that "light" never crosses your mind.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

**** you silly that hurts when drunk