im scared of horses
They don't exactly scare me because I've been taught how to approach them without spooking them, but I've got a feeling that there will be plenty of people who don't know that, and will be drunk a lot.
And seriously, **** horses. I suppose that I can't really do the whole "they're obsolete" rant here, but dammit, they're smelly, unpredictable, and totally capable of killing people if they decide to. The only good thing about horses is that you can eat them.